The pun had to land somewhere.

Browse the rack. One of these is about you.

Puns on Demand sells funny t-shirts with one short line about everyday life: your job, pets, hobbies or habits. From $25, printed in the US, free US shipping.

$25 · free US shipping · printed when you order

• The Job Was Simple Then I Arrived · $25
• My Tent Has a Floor Plan · $25
• I Negotiate with a Dog and Lose · $25
• I Bring the Wrong Ladder · $25
• I Rest the Meat. It Has Earned It. · $25
• I Pay Extra for Less Effort · $25
• I Remember Your Order. Not Your Name. · $25
• My Patients Have Patience · $25
• The Recipe Said One Pinch. I Heard Confidence. · $25
• I Improvise Recipes · $25
• I Balance Badly · $25
• I Bought the Tool. That Counts. · $25
• The Cat Ignored Me. So Naturally, I Apologized. · $25
• I Don't Lend Tools. I Lend Lessons. · $25
• I Have a Short Temper · $25
• One Hour Job. My Day Disagrees. · $25
• My Fishing Plan Has No Catch · $25
• I Fix the Leak, Not the Relationship · $25
• King Bed. Dog Bed. Same Bed. · $25
• My Toolbox Has a Toolbox · $25
• Dad Tax Applies · $25
• Planned a Day Off. Life Had Plans. · $25
• I Wire Connections. I Avoid Making Them. · $25
• The Dog Walked Me · $25
• Parts Arrive. Motivation Doesn't. · $25
• Goodnight. It's 8 a.m. · $25
• My Spare Time Is Someone's Urgent Email. · $25

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